نكت انجليزية English looooooooooool

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Touching words from the mouth of babies



What does Love mean?



A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds


"What does love mean?"



The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined





When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too

. That's love

Rebecca- age 8





When someone loves you, the way he says your name is different
You just know that your name is safe in his mouth

Billy - age 4



(my favourite! Tazzo)



Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making him give you any of his

Chrissy - age 6





Love is what makes you smile when you're tired

Terri - age 4




Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK

Danny - age 7





If you want to learn to love better, you should start

with a friend who you hate

Nikka - age 6




(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)





Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day

Noelle - age 7





Love is like a little old woman and a little old man

who are still

friends even after they know each other so well

Tommy - age 6






My mommy loves me more than anybody

You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at

night

Clare - age 6





I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones


Lauren - age 4








When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
come out of you

Karen - age 7

(what an image)





You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it . But if you
mean it, you should say it a lot . People forget

Jessica - age 8






Have YOU ever imagined to see such answers ??

 

 

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One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and
should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."