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بداية أود ان تشاركوني في هذه المشاركة التي وسبق ان كتبتم فيها الكثير ولكن هنا إن شاء الله من يريد ان يضع بعض الفكاهات او المواقف المضحكة أو الغريبة فيشاركنا بها هنا سيكون الموضوع بعنوان
"English loooooooooooooooool"
وطبعاً لا احب ان افرض عليكم شيء ولكنه مجرد اقتراح واود ان لا تحرجونني ولا توافقون عليه لاني والله لا احب مصادرة الآراء .

وها هي مشاركتي فيه اليوم
وهي بعنوان رسالة غريبة وتحكي انه ذات يوم أرسل زوج لزوجته وهو في سفره بتلك الرسالة الغريبة (وطبعاً لن اترجمها لانها حقاً غريبة لكن من لم يفهمها فيقول لي ) ها اتركاكم مع نص الرسالة:


100 kisess


Dear sweat heart I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100kisses
You are
my sweetheart
your husband
Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband

Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the
expenses details.

The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk*
The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses
Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent
!!!!!Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items
Other expenses 40 kisses ******
please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and Ihope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way
for next months, Please Advise Your Sweet
Heart


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اما ما سأقصه عليكم الآن فهو من غرائب وطرائف اللغة :

وهو ما دائماً كان يحدث لي في الجامعة حين اجد زميل سمج ويحب ان يستظرف ويقول لنا " Ladies First " فكنا على إتفاق انا وبعض صديقاتي ان لا نسمح لاي زميل لنا ان يصعد وراءنا السلم ولكن ننتظره حتى يصعد هو اولاً ثم نحن وراءه ولن اقول لكم السبب ولكن الذكي يفهم لماذا كنا نفعل هذا ؟:D
ولكن هل تعرف سر هذه المقولة :

" النساء اولاً " Ladies First "

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هذه المقوله لها قصه عجيبة حدثت في ايطاليا فى القرن الثامن عشر ميلادي

وهي كالأتي انه كان هناك شاب من احدى الاسر الغنيه في احدى مقاطعات احدى الاسر الغنيه في احدى مقاطعات

ايطاليا وقع في حب فتاه من أسره أقل منه في المستوى المعيشي ,

تختلف عن الطبقة التي ينتمون إليها ...

فاتفق الاثنان على الزواج ولكن الشاب لقي معارضة من قبل أسرته

والتي أضطرت لتهديده بعدم مباركة هذا الزواج والوقوف ضد حصوله ,,

وكبرت الضغوط على الشاب وعلى الفتاة وقررا أن لا يفرقهما إلا الموت ..

وبالفعل بعد أن كثرت الضغوط خافا أن يفترقا وقررا الإنتحار وتوجها الى

صخرة عالية جداً ومطلة على البحر عندها قرر الشاب منعها من القفز

بحجة أنه لا يستطيع أن يراها تموت أمامه واتفقا أنه هو يقفز اولاً

قفز الشاب الضحيه ولكن عندما رأت الفتاه هذا المنظر غيرت رأيها

وغدرت بالشاب وعدلت عن مرافقته في الموت ورجعت إلى البلدة

وتزوجت شخصا آخر من طبقتها وخانت حبيبها الذي ضحى بنفسه

من أجلها,,

وعندما علم أهل القريه بذلك قرروا أن تكون النساء اول من يقوم بالأعمال

جميعها ,,,

وطلعت مقولة "ا لنساء اولا " Ladies First "

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أذن لماذا يقال لكٍ يا بنت
" Ladies First "
فهي ليست من اصول
الذوق ولا الإتيكيت

و انما عــــدم ثقة فيك ,,,


هههههه

:D :D :D

Good act for the woman (LOL)


Rahik ..

I just know the secret of saying (Ladies First) and thanks for that.

Here you go what I have


An Arabic man asked a gate-man to guide him for parking his car

Man: Where should I bark?
"any where" (Gate-man replied with laugh)

:D :D :D


By the way

Do you know the phrase for the acronym (LOL)?

I thought you already know what it means
I just looked for LOL in the dictionary you have brought it here - WordWeb Pro

LOL means Laugh Out Loud

Once upon time Al Ghareeb has told me but I forget it

thought you already know what it means I just looked for LOL in the dictionary you have brought it here - WordWeb Pro LOL means Laugh Out Loud Once upon time Al Ghareeb has told me but I forget it

LOL WHICH MEAN LOUGH IN HIGH WAY OR BY AHIGH VOICE

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator, no comments read for your self.

مت من الضحك ..
وهذي ضحكة مقدماً

:D :D :D :D

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother,Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital
from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious

but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee.

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!


:D :D :D :D

أريدك مثل اليمامة وانا لك Good gay

Slow down for three minutes to read this

Touching words from the mouth of babies



What does Love mean?
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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds


"What does love mean?"



The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined


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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too

. That's love

Rebecca- age 8:)



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When someone loves you, the way he says your name is different
You just know that your name is safe in his mouth

Billy - age 4

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(my favourite! Tazzo)



Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making him give you any of his

Chrissy - age 6

:confused:

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Love is what makes you smile when you're tired

Terri - age 4


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Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK

Danny - age 7

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start

with a friend who you hate

Nikka - age 6




(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)


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Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day

Noelle - age 7


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Love is like a little old woman and a little old man

who are still

friends even after they know each other so well

Tommy - age 6


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My mommy loves me more than anybody

You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at

night

Clare - age 6


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I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones


Lauren - age 4




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When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
come out of you

Karen - age 7

(what an image)


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You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it . But if you
mean it, you should say it a lot . People forget

Jessica - age 8


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Have YOU ever imagined to see such answers ??